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Modern restaurant seating, lounge,  with art

The Wise Fool

American

The Wise Fool delivers bold flavors and playful energy in the heart of Old Town Alexandria, where inventive cuisine meets a spirited, social vibe.

Mon-Wed
7:00 AM-11:00 AM, 5:00 PM-10:00 PM
Thu-Fri
7:00 AM-11:00 AM, 5:00 PM-11:00 PM
Sat
8:00 AM-12:00 PM, 5:00 PM-11:00 PM
Sun
8:00 AM-12:00 PM, 5:00 PM-10:00 PM
The Cafe in the lobby with communal table

Bad Poet Cafe

Sandwiches

The Bad Poet Café delivers a relaxed, café-style escape in Old Town Alexandria, serving up casual bites, coffee, and conversation with an effortlessly cool, creative vibe.

Mon-Fri
7:00 AM-4:00 PM
Sat-Sun
8:00 AM-4:00 PM

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0.3 Miles

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